Imagine, you go out for a nice evening meal out at T.G.I. Friday’s, your enjoying your plate of broccoli and assorted vegetables. Mmmm. Vegetables are so good, so high in fiber and nutrients. But you know what else is high in fiber, snake head. So who can blame T.G.I. Friday’s chefs for maybe throwing in a little bit of extra nutritional value to the meal?
A question here. What the hell happened to the rest of the snake? Surely other happy diners must have eaten it. A long, slender snake body might have camouflaged nicely in a basket of never ending breadsticks? Hell, cooked down to a slimy, malleable strand, it could have slipped into a big bowl of pasta, added a meaty finish to the meat balls?
The best part of the article is how the guy is not going to sue T.G.I. Friday’s You can practically still hear the sigh of relief coming form that boardroom. They probably had already written out the check and were just waiting to get the guy’s name right.
–Nick
